Bad Art gets Worse…er…. better…?
We take thrift store and bargain basement paintings and we make them… better (…or worse… or different….)
Come laugh with us and make your very own version of an up cycled, thrifted art masterpiece that you can take home and proudly display on your mantle… or… put it in your garbage can.
Take it with you- or leave it with us for the next person to embellish.
ZERO art skill required. And actually… the worse you are, the BETTER!!
Add Something Ridiculous:
Everything Needs an Octopus
Add a UFO
Give It Tiny T-Rex Arms
Put a Dinosaur in It
Paint Googly Eyes & Bad Decisions
More Dogs. Always More Dogs.
Make It Haunted
Tiny Cowboy Energy
Give Grandma a Lightsaber or a cigar
Attack of the Flamingos
Every Painting Needs a Kraken
Add a duck
Aliens make Everything better
Add a Sea Monster
Add a slice of pizza
Individual Session
(great for friends & meeting new people)
1.5 hours long (or if you need less time that’s totally fine)
5:30pm - 7pm Thursday August 13th
$40
Date Night Session
(great for couples & features a larger piece of bad art to share & make together)
1.5 hours long (or if you need less time that’s totally fine)
5:30pm - 7pm Friday August 14th
$55
Includes a canvas, paint, good music, laughter, and likeminded individuals to commiserate with.
Friday, August 7th - 5:30pm - 7:00pm
Adventurous Beginners & Intermediate Level Class
$50
Wednesday, August 5th
5:30pm - 7pm
🖌️ Brush Away the Bullsh*t
Corporate got you stuck & questioning your life choices?
Kids feral?
Karen Karen-ing?
Group chat popping off?
Mercury in the microwave...again?
Cool.
Come throw your emotional baggage on a canvas instead of at another human. Because let’s face it- only wearing orange would get old after 8-12 months.
We're not going to tell you exactly what you'll be painting—that would ruin the fun—but we will promise you'll leave lighter than you arrived.
Per the usual here- ZERO artistic experience required. No pressure. No perfectionism. Just good music, paint, laughter, and a room full of people who understand exactly why you're here.
👯 Bring a friend to commiserate with... or make a new one who also had a week.
Leave the bullsh*t at the studio.
Take your well deserved weekend home.
18 and over please and if the word Bullsh*t offends you- this unfortunately won’t be the class for you!
🌊 The Beauty I See While Dissociating During Zoom Calls
(Also known as: Underwater Radiance)
(No, dear husband. It's NOT fart bubbles.)
At first glance, this painting looks simple.
It is not.
This class is perfect for adventurous beginners and intermediate painters who are ready to level up their brush skills while creating something you'll actually want to hang on your wall.
Along the way you'll learn how to:
✨ Blend dark and light colors without creating an accidental mud puddle.
🖌️ Paint surprisingly perfect circles... freehand. (Yes, we're making you raw dog those sparkles.)
💧 Control your brush with better loading, edging, pressure, and placement.
🌊 Create depth, movement, and glowing light by understanding values, layering, and how light naturally travels through water.
You'll leave with a gorgeous painting, a handful of new techniques, and the confidence to tackle paintings that once made you say, "Nope."
No rulers. No stencils. No fart bubbles.
...Unless you choose chaos. We won't stop you.
Warning: Side effects may include improved brush control, artistic confidence, and your significant other or bestie insisting they're still fart bubbles.